Hard-On Across America Campaign
As you know this is an election year, this November we will be able to vote for the politician that will "screw" with us for the next 4 years.
The makers of Hard-On Lip Balm think it only fair that you should also be able to vote for the person you would most like to "screw" with.....
That is why Barons Best Ideas LLC (parent company of Hard On Lip Balm) is proud to present The Hard-On across America modeling campaign.
All winners will be elected by you Vote Now
Unlike the current political fiasco our candidates will not start campaigning until spring 2008 Events calendar.
Another sharp contrast you will notice is that our candidates speeches will be filled with love and visions of how to make America a better place to CUM.
Those in the life style realize that this country's no longer properly represented by a two party system. Therefore we will be electing Co-leaders, each candidate a representative of their respective life style. 1. Ms Hard-On The polls show likely voters to be heterosexual males with a active sex drive as well as swing voters from the lesbian and bi-sexual women.
2. Mr Hard-On Polling indicates heterosexual females represent the bulk of their support with back door support stemming from the gay community.
3. Hard-On "Queen" Gathering support from male voters with a taste for something a little beyond the norm and sizzling hot.
4. Hard-On "Girl Friend" With strapping support from the lesbian heartland as well as some wishful thinking heterosexual men. Enter & Win your share of up to $10K in cash and prizes including modeling deals for each of 4 winners contest details
Campaign Rules
All candidates must be at least 21 years of age to compete. Valid photo ID required.
Select one or more of the lifestyle categories you would like to register your campaign.
To register a candidate registration form must be filled out completely and submitted to the Hard-On Across America election review committee for accuracy and certification.
Certified candidates will receive the following:
campaign finance
Modeling Contract awards and fund allocations.
A modeling contract will be awarded in each of the four lifestyle categories. All votes will be entered online through hardonlipbalm.com/campaignheadquarters.html
Voter registration will be by lifestyle category as well although crossover voting as well as multiple category registration is acceptable.
All voter and candidate registration will remain secure and confidential (see privacy policy).
The candidate with the most votes in an individual category will be offered the contract for that category.
If the elected candidate is unable to accept the contract it will go to the candidate with the next highest vote count.
The dollar amount of each contract will be the total mount of campaign contributions in each lifestyle category minus a 30% to cover administration and web management fees.
Should contributions exceed the $10,000.00 mark the additional proceeds will be donated to an animal rescue farm on Loxahatchee, Florida…TBA
Hard-On Across America privacy statement And waver
At no time will Candidate personal information be exposed to the public.
Hard-On Lip Balm a subsidiary of BBILLC respects your privacy
Barons Best Ideas LLC and its subsidiaries respect your privacy. This Privacy Statement informs you of our privacy practices and of the choices you can make about the way your information is collected online and how that information is used. This statement is readily available on our home page and at the bottom of every Web page. Some Web pages are P3P-enabled, which allows you additional control over your personal information. BBILLC has also self-certified its privacy practices as consistent with U.S.-E.U. Safe Harbor principles: Notice, Choice, Onward Transfer, Access and Accuracy, Security, and Oversight/Enforcement. More information about the U.S. Department of Commerce Safe Harbor Program can be found at http://www.export.gov/safe harbor/. BBILLC follows guidelines set by the TRUSTe Web Privacy Seal Program. TRUSTe is a worldwide, independent, non-profit organization whose mission is to build user’s trust and confidence in the Internet by promoting the use of fair information practices. Because HP wants to demonstrate its commitment to your privacy, it has agreed to disclose its information practices and have its privacy practices reviewed for compliance by TRUSTe Candidate waver
Hard-On Across America liability waver
All candidates must be at least 21 years of age to compete. Valid photo ID required.
To register a candidate registration form must be filled out completely and submitted to the Hard-On Across America election review committee for accuracy and certification.
All candidates understand and acknowledge that this campaign though “Racy” is not explicit in nature.
All candidate free web pages will be screened by hard-On Lip Balm’ web administrator for content.
Any content considered explicit or pornographic in nature will not be posted.
All material submitted by a candidate for their campaign will become the property of Baron’s best Ideas LLC.
If you submit a DVD or CD with photos that you would like returned please provide a return envelope and postage.
This is an online campaign and you do understand that the material posted will be available millions of viewers and would be voters on the World Wide Web.
